Know your audience

We always make double the amount that we need — be it cookies or funeral potatoes — because half of them will be gone before we're ready to deliver the goods to wherever they need to go.

Church at home!

There's a church around the corner from here that offers drive-in services, so you don't really need to get dressed up, you can bring the pets, have breakfast or whatever all within the comfort of your own automobile. It meets the needs of a certain niche audience, I suppose.

Baking math