I volunteer

Those pointy things

Second witness

That's how you can tell if a kid is REALLY sick!

Sharing the load

Important relationship note: this is not a good example of how to share responsibility. As it says in the scriptures, "We have learned through sad experience..."

Revenge of the dad

It's a good point for kids and dads to remember —

Anywhere but here

It's one of those things that almost every parent sees — their kid is a hard worker and well behaved... but only when they're someplace other than home!

Taking care of business

It doesn't work at our house either.

The green badge of courage

True that.

A father's wisdom

I know, right? If you're the parent of a teenager, you know exactly what he's talking about. Which is why I choose to do a preemptive strike and explain to my kids that I'm not telling them these things because I'm stupid, I'm telling them because it's in my job description.